Blonde and the Bottle Cap

Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?

A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.''

Some Cool Videos... And Some Not So Cool...

1. The power of flowers
   
2. Best commercial ever
3. Juiced
4. Your wife called
5. Foot
   

Tell me which one you prefer!

The Power Of Make-Up

See this incredible slide show.

Son Of A Peach (PG-16)

An adventure of Super Mario: Son Of A Peach

Three funny videos

I've just received three funny videos by email:

• Bad Day At The Rodeo
• Oh Fishy
• Sniadanko Or Octopuss Deli

Enjoy!

Crazy pictures

A slide show of funny and crazy pictures.

And an another one.

The Million Dollar Homepage Idea

Since The Million Dollar Homepage is doing so well, I've decided to do a similar thing. So this is how it works.

Historically, a character has 64 pixels (8 by 8). At one US dollar a pixel, each character cost $64. So, I will put any word (one character minimum) with a link in top of every page of this site, at least 5 years, for the price of $64/caracter. But know that a word cannot be chosen twice and a space count for a character. Be quick! See the example with word BlogAnt at the top of this page.

Once you have paid for your pixels, please e-mail admin@blogant.com with the following:

1. State the word(s) you bought.

2. State which website you would like your word(s) linking to (must begin with 'http://')

3. State what TITLE/ALT text you want for your word(s), max. 50 characters. TITLE/ALT text appears when people hover their cursor over your word(s).

A Man Tears

A video so romantic, I could cry!

See this funny video

JetBlue Emergency Landing

A JetBlue airliner with a crippled nose gear and 145 people on board made a successful emergency landing on Wednesday at Los Angeles International Airport after circling the California coast for about three hours to burn off as much fuel as possible....

See the video

Don't Eat the Brown Ones

A guy took his girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms.

When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.

"What did you do that for?" he asked her.

"I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied.

Why The Chinese Always Kick Our Ass In Mathematics and Physics

Class Photo: Shanghai
University
Class Photo: University of
Colorado
Any
questions?

Russian hidden camera

Is it for real?

See the video

Can Crushing Mamma

Better be on top... ouch!

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A blond at 200 km MAX

A blond behind the wheel, on the highway.

See the video

Rose d'Or de Montreux

Watch this funny video of a garbage truck during his run.

McBlondie

A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on, She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer "If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?" "ok" said the farmer, so she quickly counted them and said 91. The farmer looked around astonished and said "alright take one" As she was walking back to her car the farmer said "If i can guess your natural hair colour can i have my dog back?"

Dave Allen Video

Dave Allen past away a few years ago, but he left us some pretty good stuff.

See the video

This dog remembers Katrina

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Pharmacist

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

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This is a HUGE ad

See how huge it is!

I suspect a little use of LOTR's special effects.